Jimmy, Jimmy Say It Ain’t So
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After what appeared to be a good, strong tongue lashing of Decider George by former President Jimmy Carter this weekend turned out to be just another wimped lay-down by someone who ought to know better, and who we thought had balls, at least of the semi-truth-telling, moral-fiber kind. What a way to wake up on a freaking Monday and watch Carter tuck his tail between his Southern-fried legs and back down. Pitiful.
Carter, in a Saturday newspaper interview labeled the current administration as the “worst in history” and in a conversation with the BBC, he said Tony Blair, UK’s outgoing pretty-boss, as “apparently subservient” to Decider George on the awful horror of Iraq. In a story published in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette, Carter got down on Decider George. “As far as the adverse impact on the nation and the world, this administration has been the worst in history,” he said. Also on Saturday, in the BBC interview, Carter said Blair, who leaves office June 27, was “blind” in following Decider George into the hell of Iraq.
On Sunday, the White House retorted: “I think it’s sad that President Carter’s reckless personal criticism is out there,” so said Decider George flack, Tony Fratto, who goes on to say, “I think it’s unfortunate. And I think he is proving to be increasingly irrelevant with these kinds of comments.”
On Monday, however, Carter backed down. On the Today show, he said he had been responding to a question about Richard Nixon’s foreign policy, and that Decider George is “worse than Nixon.” Jimbo? Jimbo? Why didn’t you stick by your guns, why couldn’t you have just some freaking guts and stand by those words which made Decider George the “worst in history,” and we all know not just American history, but the entire freaking human history. Greatly disappointing to say the least Jimbo. Why can’t people just tell the truth? Jimmy knows it’s true, Decider George is indeed the worst leader in world history and he’s dragging down millions and millions and millions of people with him. When I read Jimmy’s comments this past weekend, I screamed, Hurrah! All Right! Albeit to myself since I was in a coffee shop and couldn’t holler out-freaking-loud. There’s been some others who have stepped up and called Decider George just what he is, but it would have been nice if a former president said it. Fuck the boozos!
Speaking of trash mouth. What the fuck is up with the ‘F’ word. On Thursday, Armor-plated John McCain used an “expletive,” so reported washingtonpost.com against another senator, and a Republican to boot, during a discussion on immigration. Hobnail McCain reportedly told Sen. John Cornyn of Texas: “Fuck you, I know more about immigration than anybody else.” Bullet-proof vest McCain is a total — the operative word here is “total” — asshole.
He’s not alone in spewing forth Pulp Fiction comments: Paul “Wolfman” Wolfowitz reportedly told his now-former employers at the World Bank last year that “If they fuck me or Shaha, I have enough to fuck them too.” Wolfman, or couse, resigned and now is spinning in the shit wind. A couple of years ago Dufus Dick Chaney told a senator, during a session in the Senate, to “Fuck off,” when the senator started questioning Dufus Dick about the completly-fucked Halliburton bullshit in Iraq — tons and tons of profit, shitty work and all kinds of law breaking by the company Dufus Dick used to run (and may still).
What we say: None of those Washington shitheads have any street time to use the word ‘Fuck.’
Effrontery and Gall
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An old sayin’ says it all: ‘You’ve got the gall…”
Rumors of wars are no longer just rumors and a four-year-long excursion into a cataclysmal, non compos mentis has retched the very fabric of the entire freaking planet. Decider George and his crew might have released a kind of slow doomsday machine, which once activated, creates conflict without end. In a sudden realization akin to sensing one’s self start to fall backwards off a high ladder, the American voter last November screamed for a change of direction: Get Out of Iraq-Now!
Just about every GOP dipwad across the US got shoved out the freaking door.The reason: Iraq. And ‘we’re outta here!’ Here now more than six months later there’s still some doubt about where the National Guard, the Reserves and all the full-time military ought to be: Home!
Yesterday, Congress and Decider George bumped heads again over Iraq and came out feeling beat up. The main logjam, of course, is Decider George himself. He’s not going to back down, he’s not going to give an inch, he’s not going to loosen up, he’s not going to listen to any near-sound advice: He’s going to hang on tooth and nail no matter the consequences to anyone. Decider George can’t see the handwriting on the wall, or decipher tea leaves, or even figure out which way the wind is blowing, or any other number of judgment procedures. He’s the worse kind of guy in charge: Incompetent and don’t give a shit.
Congress and Decider George were in talks to figure out a way to keep the war going, or not keep the war going. The Democrats have really turned out to be just another bunch of wimps, politics as usual in the great, bullheaded dome of the capital. They tried somewhat and except for a few, have been really dragging their feet on getting all the boys home. It’s really a fight to get control of the war away from Decider George and his imbecilic bunch.
According to the AFP News Service the talks “broke up in acrimony,” which means everybody was pissed at everybody. Decider George thinks so-called benchmarks and timetables and any indication of getting the hell out of Iraq “embolden US enemies.” He so full of shit!
House Speaker Nancy Pelosi accused Decider George of refusing to accept “accountability or responsibility” for any of the overwhelming mess he’s created. (And not just in Iraq, but just about everywhere else, from the environment, to the World Bank to the US Justice Department).
Decider George’s people sometimes just make one want to freaking scream way out loud. House GOP Minority Leader John Boehner apparently does not understand the concept of what an election box, polls and body bags actually mean. “I can say that I was shocked at how stuck the Democrat leaders were on this withdrawal language…there was no willingness to move away from it,” Boehner reportedly said about the war talks falling apart. He was “shocked” about what is right in front of his lying eyes? Shocked! Get your head out of Decider George’s (and your) ass, dipwad.
And former President Jimmy Carter said Saturday in reference to UK Boss Tony Blair’s career in the war business the British prime minister is “blind” in getting behind Decider George’s Iraq war. Carter, probably the last president with any kind of moral fiber, also noted a bit of Blair’s character: “Abominable (to backing the Iraq mess). Loyal. Blind, apparent subservient.”
Blair was in Baghdad on a visit Saturday when a salvo of mortar shells landed in the getting-way-more-dangerous Green Zone as the UK influence area in Basra, down in southern Iraq, was falling apart. Buddy Blair and Decider George, what a couple of nit-wits.
Democrats are trying (not hard enough) to get Decider George’s doomsday machine shut down and a clamp on what they’ve called the “war without end.”
Decider George and his bunch have the gall to keep harping on something the vast, vast amount of American people want to disappear. Unmitigated arrogance and gall.
‘Andy-Man’ Card and ‘Don’t Recall’
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An unraveling continues for Decider George and his henchmen, or cronies, or in some instances, his sidekicks. Just about every day some cursed scandal flops its head, opens up and spews out some really, really gosh-awful dung. Akin, maybe, to the world-at large peeling away the layers of an onion, but instead of finding�the heart of a sweet, nice ogre like Shrek, discovering something else entirely:Ugly, perverse and really not nice at all.
And just in time as Paul “Wolfman/Potty Mouth” Wolfowitz’s makes his days-of-our-lives drama-queen exit from a real-high perch at the World Bank. Each day this week there’s been some bit about the Wolfman. As of this morning, word is still out how his departure will come.
In another news-thread this week of incompetency with a gnarly Hitler/Gestapo touch was the testimony of former Deputy Attorney General James Comey before the Senate Judiciary Committee. According to Comey, in March 2004 he and FBI Director Robert Mueller had to keep a couple of high-ranking suits from the White House from pressuring a sick John Ashcroft, literally laid-up in a hospital bed, from signing off on a bogus federal eavesdropping program.
The two suits were Andrew “Andy Man” Card, Decider George’s then-chief-of-staff, and Alberto “I Don’t Recall” Gonzales, then a White counsel, now the US Attorney General up to his freaking eyeballs in shit. If you recall last month, Don’t Recall won his nickname during Congressional hearings by answering more than 70 times with the phrase ‘I Don’t Recall’ (there was a cool-looking dude in the audience keeping score on a big piece of cardboard) and saying he remembered talking once to Decider George’s big cheese, Karl Rove, but couldn’t recall whether it was inside or outside, or on the phone or in person, or morning or night, or anything other than he did talk to Rove. What a freaking-fried brain!!
Card was replaced by Decider George in March 2006 in an so-called “overhaul” of White House staff. Crap was already oozing up through the floorboards even back then.
In March 2004, Ascroft was ailing, apparently so bad he couldn’t attend to his duties, and Comey, then an assistant AG, was made acting AG. Comey would not okay the eavesdropping program, so Andy Man and Don’t Recall tried to wedge a signature out of Ashcroft. All against the freaking law and all for a warrantless eavesdropping program Decider George wanted to fight his ever-expanding, worldwide war against terror. Such horseshit. The New York Times reports Decider George probably broke the law instigating the program without proper approval.
Comey told the committee Andy Man and Don’t Recall were trying, according to CNN’s Website, “to take advantage of a very sick man.”
Gonzales, like the Wolfman, should have some kind of exit strategy. Soon all options will be on the table. Sen. Chuck Hagel of Nebraska has called for Gonzales to go bye-bye.
And poor old Tony Snow, the White House spokesman, he still has to drown the shit with platitudes that disappear as soon as they’re uttered: “Jim Comey gave his side of what transpired that day. The president still has full confidence in Alberto Gonzales,” Snow reportedly said. How does Snow do it in the face of reality?
And how about this little item: Dr. Eric J Keroack, appointed by Decider George in late 2006 as Deputy Assistant Secretary for Population Affairs at the Department of Health and Human Services, has resigned amid questions of Medicaid fraud and whether he’d lied on his resume.
Keroack, as it turned out, was not even close to qualified to head the federal women’s health program.
Where the living shit does Decider George get these freaking, asshole people.
‘Wolfman Don’ Corleone Part II
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Today could be the big day for the Wolfman. The World Bank’s board is supposed to make a decision whether or not give him a swift boot to the ass. The nasty scandal will soon die, but the Wolfman will live on.
According to ABC News (blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter), the board on Wednesday put the finishing touches on an “exit strategy” for the Wolfman, whatever that means, but the main, freaking question is why the Wolfman is allowed any kind of “exit strategy” at all when he couldn’t figure out one for Iraq. The board should just fire his ass. The board’s also figuring out a way the Wolfman could “still save some face.”
Save some freaking face!? Does anyone seriously think the Wolfman cares? One published report this week speculated the Wolfman might get an ambassador’s post some place — Decider George could appoint him — even if he gets the can from the World Bank. Another freaking question: Does Wolfman’s girlfriend, Shaha (pronounced S-ha, ha?) Riza get to keep the $193,000 — tax free — monies. She also received a promotion for meritorious service, although most likely not for banking skills and can she keep that. What will happen to poor, old S-ha,ha?
- Harry and the Hilton gal
In other mudane news matters, Prince Harry, third in line for the British throne will not be going to Iraq after all. Citing numerous death threats against the 22-year-old, Harry won’t be going into battle any time soon. Lt. Harry, a tank commander, was scheduled to rotate into Iraq with his regiment, but the reality won over playing hero. Although Harry reportedly was “very disappointed” in not being able to go to one of the most dangerous places created in all of the world, we would understand and forgive if the prince wept in the shower in gratitude.
Meanwhile, halfway ’round the world, Paris Hilton is getting ready to serve time in the slammer for reckless driving. She’s supposedly completely freaked out and used the smoke-screen-like “emotionally distraught and traumatized” about the upcoming jail time she couldn’t attend the opening of a $10 million lawsuit against her.
However, in real life a shitload of people go to the county jail every day for violating probation. And in real life, it’s been reported she would only have to spend between 21 and 23 actual days in jail due to state laws and overcrowding.
Harry and Ms Hilton, a coupla losers.
Paul “Wolfman Don” Corleone
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Threads in a thin-clothed, unscrupulous coat can sometimes completely unravel in a couple of buffs of wind.
If considering the banking industry as a whole, especially way up on an international financial ladder, one would believe those involved in the whole process are fairly well-educated, have some hint of decorum. Paul Wolfowitz, former highly-incompetent war-brain at the Pentagon, considered one of the “architects” of the horrific�mess in Iraq, has apparently now shown his attempted-skill at scaring folks with a cartoon-like, street-level intensity. The Wolfman, appointed by Decider George to head the World Bank after fucking up the entire Middle East, has gotten himself into a real-shitty situation.
The Wolfman has been taking care of his woman real good the past couple of years, and the whole, nasty episode has started to get surreal. The problem Wolfman encountered was that as head of the bank he took care of his old lady a little bit too much in a manner similar to some cheap gangster. He also apparently kept a logbook of everybody’s goings-on at the World Bank. Wolfman was covering his bets.
Last month, the Wolfman was brought to bear for the huge pay packet for his girl friend, Shaha Riza, also a World Bank employee. The package included $193,000 in salary, which is some $186,000 more than Condi Rice.
Last week, the bank’s board met and poured over their feelings and the report of those self-same feelings came out today along with an anticipated appearance of the Wolfman to make a final defense of his actions.
The published report, according to The Guardian Unlimited in a story at guardian.com/uk, says Wolfman “saw himself as the outsider to whom the established rules and standards did not apply.”
The Guardian story also cites notes taken in a meeting shortly after the story appeared last year. The notes read: “At the end of the conversation, Mr. Wolfowitz became increasingly agitated and said he was “tired of people…attacking him’ and ‘you should get your friends to stop it.’ Mr. Wolfowitz said, ‘If they fuck me or Shaha, I have enough on them to fuck them too.’” And he apparently designated several World Bank guys who were open for some Wolfman blackmail.
Tough sonofabitch, huh? He’s tough all right. Starting with his first little government job in 1966 as a management intern at the Bureau of the Budget, Wolfman has fucked up a lot of ground. Wolfman’s stated intent when named a World Bank chief in 2005, after fucking up Iraq, was to clean up corruption. Hypocritic asshole!
The Wolfman’s still has support, however. Dufus Dick Cheney stands by his man, even if he’s a total, arrogant fuck-up. “Paul is one of the most able public servants I’ve ever known,” Dufus Dick reportedly said. “I think he’s a very good president of the World Bank and I hope he will be able to continue.” Dufus Dick knows his shit: Not!! Of course, Dufus Dick can get testy too: He told a US Senator to “Fuck Off” a couple of years ago when the senator in the Senate asked about Halliburton’s no-bid, shitty-work, big profits scene in Iraq. Wolfman and Dufus Dick has been close suck buddies since the mid-1970s.
Decider George’s White House is also sticking by their man, but they can see the handwriting on the wall. Spokesman Tony Snow said that while Decider George has full confidence in Wolfman, “all options are on the table.” One of Decider George and his cronies favorite little catch-line (and many, many other political whacks) is the good-old, tried-and-tested “options on the table,” as in bombing Iran, Syria, India, Mexico.
This administration’s plans for Iraq,�picked like a sore, from the likes of Wolfman, Douglas Feith, former Defense Secretary Don Rumsfeld and a host of other nit-wit, talking-out-of-their-asses people who concocted the road to ruin in Iraq. These arrogant, incompetent and fairy-tale false warriors will someday pay the price of a not-giving-a-shit attitude.
Wolfman is all peeved. “Fuck me and I’ll fuck you back.”
We say: Fuck you Wolfman and the Dufus Dick you rode in on.