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		<title>BlackOut &#8212; SOPA&#8217;s Choice</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Illustration found here). Today is a kind of watershed moment when the Internets respond to attempts to censor shit by banging down the back door, but a load of &#8216;Net peoples have chosen instead to go black. Daily Kos  has an action line to protest the twin online-control orbs SOPA &#8216;Stop Online Piracy Act,&#8217; (US [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="sopa" src="http://external.ak.fbcdn.net/safe_image.php?d=AQAQFUQOZJjGLcV0&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fi1.ytimg.com%2Fvi%2FtqfpGD4QONw%2Fhqdefault.jpg" alt="" width="505" height="337" /><br />
(Illustration found <a href="http://www.facebook.com/StopSopaNow/posts/346512432027235">here</a>).</p>
<p>Today is a kind of watershed moment when the Internets respond to attempts to censor shit by banging down the back door, but a load of &#8216;Net peoples have chosen instead to go black.</p>
<p><em><a href="http://www.dailykos.com/">Daily Kos</a>  </em>has an action line to protest the twin online-control orbs SOPA &#8216;Stop Online Piracy Act,&#8217; (US House) and PIPA &#8216;Protect Intellectual Property Act&#8221; (US Senate), which reportedly are designed to shut down access to overseas websites that traffic in stolen content or counterfeit goods, but like a lot of other surveillance-state-of-affairs, there&#8217;s more than just bullshit flying.<br />
Copyright law can be <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/16/sopa-pipa_n_1209228.html">a step away</a> from censorship: <strong><em>&#8220;Like many other tech companies, we believe that there are smart, targeted ways to shut down foreign rogue websites without asking U.S. companies to censor the Internet,&#8221; a Google spokeswoman told Reuters on Monday.</em></strong></p>
<p>And today (Wednesday) <em>Google</em> has a black band over its name on its search site, and <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Main_Page">Wikipedia</a></em> leads to a Gothic-looking spot which proclaims &#8220;<strong><em>Imagine A World Without Free Knowledge</em></strong>,&#8221; in protest of the upcoming Congressional bills.<br />
Along with <em>Wiki</em>, <em>Reddit</em> and <em>Boing Boing</em>, among others were also going black for awhile to protest.<br />
Even <em>HuffPost</em> had a huge, black box at the top of his home page (where a photo/headline usually appears) early Wednesday, and supplies a factoid page <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/01/17/wikipedia-blackout_n_1212096.html?ref=technology">here</a>.</p>
<p>All authority hates freedom &#8212; one wonders how the popular uprisings in the Middle East, even the Occupy movement here in the US would fare under these laws, and how would freedom really be effected because as it is now, the real freedom is in the ability to get the truth out there.<br />
Even in the most totalitarian regimes on earth, a little iPhone camera can change the outlook of the whole, entire world &#8212; in a real sense, currently there can&#8217;t be a total news black out and we need to keep it that way.</p>
<p>An understanding via <a href="http://www.latimes.com/business/la-fi-internet-shutdown-20120118,0,5284397.story">the<em> LA Times</em></a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Sascha Meinrath, director of the New America Foundation&#8217;s Open Technology Initiative, said the bills set &#8220;a horrendous precedent globally&#8221; and that much of the content users put online — such as open publishing, crowd-sourced information gathering or comments sections — could all become &#8220;incredibly dangerous&#8221; if the bills passed.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8220;We would end up in a situation where we&#8217;re trying to do needlepoint with harpoons,&#8221; he said.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8220;You can&#8217;t target only pirated information, content or media without getting tons of collateral damage that removes entirely legal content.&#8221;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> As a screenwriter, East Hollywood resident Steven Darancette, 40, uses Wikipedia often for background information. But he isn&#8217;t too concerned about the website going dark Wednesday, saying he supports the protest.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8220;If I need to get research, I&#8217;ll just Google,&#8221; he said.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8220;There are also these things called books.&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>The way-big problem, though, is once that door is opened, then locked back again by SOPA/PIPA there&#8217;s no going back, the freedom of pure communication will be lost in an Orwellian influenced society, and that ain&#8217;t good at all.</p>
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		<title>Captivating Conundrum</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 16:40:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Maulden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Everyday appears a mystery, and the mystery more wonderful. &#8216;Light at dawn, shone through clouds, thick with weather. Even in the gray a beauty of quiet, potent perplexity Awaiting this day. A most-astonishing sight.&#8217; Poetry has always explained a lot of shit we just don&#8217;t understand, a state in which reality can&#8217;t seem to interpret, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Everyday appears a mystery, and the mystery more wonderful.</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8216;Light at dawn, shone<br />
through clouds, thick with weather.<br />
Even in the gray a beauty of quiet, potent perplexity<br />
Awaiting this day.</p>
<p>A most-astonishing sight.&#8217;</p></blockquote>
<p>Poetry has always explained a lot of shit we just don&#8217;t understand, a state in which reality can&#8217;t seem to interpret, can&#8217;t conjure up actual words to define the meaning.<br />
Hence the popular, though, nonsensical phrase, &#8216;<em>poetic license</em>,&#8217; in which apparently one can indulge without guilt the stretching of truth &#8212; from the <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/poetic+license">online freedictionary</a>: <strong><em>n. The liberty taken by an artist or a writer in deviating from conventional form or fact to achieve a desired effect.</em></strong><br />
However, in the real world, one doesn&#8217;t have to be any kind of artistic type &#8212; politicians, for instance, use poetic license much-abundantly to whitewash something or decipher harmful bullshit, <em>form or fact</em>.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve been writing poetry for decades, since my early teens &#8212; I was &#8216;<em>class poet</em>&#8216; for my high school graduating class in 1967.<br />
After all this time, I can&#8217;t recall the whole title of that particular poem written for the occasion, just &#8216;<em>Something and Green Lemonade</em>,&#8217; which doesn&#8217;t make a shitload of sense.<br />
I do remember the senior breakfast, though, where the poem was read aloud.<br />
A girl from the Drama Club performed the piece &#8212; and she indeed had utterly performed &#8212; and the effect had been devastating, and not to use poetic license, the dramatic reading brought down the house.<br />
After she&#8217;d spoken the last word, I remember a bit of deep silence (and thinking at the time &#8212; oh, no), then a momentous outburst of applause &#8212; and a lot of crying.<br />
Cheerleaders &#8212; cheerleaders! &#8212; came up to me with tears in their eyes and gave me kisses.<br />
An unreal dream since I was an original member of the &#8216;geeks and nerds&#8217; crowd. </p>
<p>A while after that I though my shit didn&#8217;t stink, but that sweet euphoria didn&#8217;t last long as life carries no poetic license, and here we be in the nowadays.</p>
<p>Seemingly in time, a simple snap of the fingers.</p>
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		<title>Flogging the News Biz</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:20:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Bruce Maulden</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Not only do politicians spew forth much bullshit, the organization that&#8217;s supposed to separate  shit from bull is itself full of crap. US peoples don&#8217;t trust journalism: Only one-quarter of those surveyed say news orgs get the facts right, a new low since 1985 when the question was first asked. Two-thirds (66 percent) say stories [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="news reporter" src="http://marquescamp.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/journalist.jpg?w=246&amp;h=300" alt="" width="208" height="256" />Not only do politicians spew forth much bullshit, the organization that&#8217;s supposed to separate  shit from bull is itself full of crap.<br />
US peoples <a href="http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/romenesko/147038/pew-75-of-americans-say-press-cant-get-their-facts-straight/?utm_source=dlvr.it&amp;utm_medium=twitter">don&#8217;t trust journalism</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Only one-quarter of those surveyed say news orgs get the facts right, a new low since 1985 when the question was first asked.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Two-thirds (66 percent) say stories are often inaccurate, a new high.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And nearly three-quarters of Americans believe that journalists try to cover up their mistakes, rather than admit them.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://marquescamp.wordpress.com/tag/internship/">here</a>).</p>
<p>Also in <a href="http://people-press.org/2011/09/22/press-widely-criticized-but-trusted-more-than-other-institutions/">the Pew Research survey</a>: <strong><em>&#8230;and 80 percent say news organizations are often influenced by powerful people and organizations.</em></strong><br />
And local news are trusted more than those national organizations &#8212; 69 percent vs 59 percent.<br />
No wonder the US (and the world) is going to shit in a wire basket &#8212; much better information, and less biased information can be gathered from the foreign press, at least from what I&#8217;ve gathered.</p>
<p>In an example from <em><a href="http://dailyhowler.blogspot.com/2011/09/culture-watch-no-time-for-facts.html">The Daily Howler</a></em> on the execution of Troy Davis last week &#8212; no real details on evidence were presented by anybody, including the fabled Gray Lady:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>The headline on Wednesday&#8217;s editorial called the impending execution &#8220;a grievous wrong.&#8221;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Among other things, you read this:</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>NEW YORK TIMES EDITORIAL (9/21/11): Seven of nine witnesses against Mr. Davis recanted after trial.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Six said the police threatened them if they did not identify Mr. Davis.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> <span style="text-decoration: underline;"> The man who first told the police that Mr. Davis was the shooter later confessed to the crime.</span></em></strong><br />
<strong><em> There are other reasons to doubt Mr. Davis&#8217;s guilt: There was no physical evidence linking him to the crime introduced at trial, and new ballistics evidence broke the link between him and a previous shooting that provided the motive for his conviction.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Say what? The man who first told the police that Mr. Davis was the shooter later confessed to the crime? And Davis was executed anyway?</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> What happened to the guy who confessed? The editors didn&#8217;t say.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Some mess there.</p>
<p>A mega-major problem is media attention span.<br />
<em><a href="http://dissenter.firedoglake.com/2011/09/25/nypds-iron-handed-response-to-occupy-wall-street/">Firedoglake</a></em> on Sunday looked at the nearly-unreported dust-up on Wall Street last week via an interview with Paul Weiskel, a photographer who has been taking photos of the occupation.<br />
Weiskel talks reality:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>They had to continually bring in more people and towards the end I honestly felt like it was very close to a police state.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> I’ve been very hesitant to say the phrase “police brutality” because we don’t live in Syria.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> We don’t deal with that type of police repression but today the New York Police Department did violently crack down on peaceful protesters, who definitely have legitimate claims, and I was flat out disgusted.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>And the media interest tends to be non-so-called professionals:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>I think with the increase in technology the ability to exchange this news, what’s going on, is pretty much equal if you look at the quality of video coming out, if you look at the quality of pictures coming out—if I could say that.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> The main difference is the audience that you have.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> There were a lot of tweets saying that right now CNN is running a segment on have dating rules changed in the best decade while people are getting pepper sprayed and beaten by cops on street corners in New York. So, it is a very orchestrated blackout by the media but once we get the audience they’re going to see the images and they’re going to be very high quality and very thought-provoking images.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>And black outs?<br />
One must remember that if the national media don&#8217;t want you to know something, you won&#8217;t know it.<br />
Case in big point: In 2008 <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/20/us/20generals.html">the <em>New York Times</em></a> ran a massive expose on those TV &#8220;military analysts&#8221; who gave most-wonderful commentary in the opening days of the Iraqi war and how they were in fact on the payroll of the Pentagon <strong><em>in a campaign to generate favorable news coverage of the administration’s wartime performance</em></strong>.<br />
The <em>NYT</em> even won a Pulitzer Prize for the story, but a vast, huge chunk of US peoples haven&#8217;t a clue &#8212; the TV news outlets, CNN, ABC, NBC, Fox, etc., all blacked out the story &#8212; and the only news report on the expose was a segment on PBS.</p>
<p>In the mid 1970s when I started at <a href="http://www.montgomeryadvertiser.com/">the <em>Montgomery Advertiser</em></a> in Montgomery, Alabama, right out of J-school into the entry-level slot of police reporter, journalism was in its golden age buzz.<br />
On the strength of Watergate, us news room types were a proud bunch as we thought what were doing was not only the neatest job in the whole-wide world, but we were there for the public&#8217;s right to know and understand.</p>
<p>That was way-long ago and really far, far away.</p>
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		<title>Shakespeare the Stoner</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Jun 2011 12:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Standing on the corner Suitcase in my hand Jack is in his corset and jane is in her vest And me I&#8217;m in a rock and roll band Riding in a stutz bearcat jim Those were different times And the poets studied rules of verse And all the ladies rolled there eyes Sweet jane Sweet [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote><p><strong><em>Standing on the corner</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Suitcase in my hand</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Jack is in his corset and jane is in her vest</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And me I&#8217;m in a rock and roll band</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Riding in a stutz bearcat jim</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Those were different times</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And the poets studied rules of verse</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And all the ladies rolled there eyes</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Sweet jane</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Sweet jane</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Sweet jane</em></strong><br />
&#8211; Mott The Hoople, &#8216;<em><a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/m/mott+the+hoople/sweet+jane_20096448.html">Sweet Jane</a></em>&#8216; (Words and music by Lou Reed)</p></blockquote>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="shakespeare" src="http://www.deanza.edu/faculty/leonardamy/images/shakespeare_hip.gif" alt="" width="242" height="329" />Creativity is just one delicious side effect of doing a bowl.<br />
Somehow smoke opens new imaginative horizons where the creative factor weighs heavy in the air, alighting like a room full of bong smoke &#8212; oh the flow without interruption.<br />
Marijuana <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/cortex/2010/03/marijuana_and_divergent_thinki.php">lets loose</a> those dogs of words: <strong><em>Last speculative point: marijuana also enhances brain activity (at least as measured indirectly by cerebral blood flow) in the right hemisphere. The drug, in other words, doesn&#8217;t just suppress our focus or obliterate our ability to pay attention. Instead, it seems to change the very nature of what we pay attention to, flattening out our hierarchy of associations.</em></strong></p>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://www.deanza.edu/faculty/leonardamy/ELIT_17.html">here</a>).</p>
<p>It&#8217;s in that high state where the <em>flattening out</em> come in real handy and the creative juices kick in.<br />
Ironic, or maybe it&#8217;s just a jagged little pill for innovative thought, but <a href="http://www.spinner.com/2009/12/01/alanis-morissette-credits-marijuana-for-creativity/">Alanis Morissette agrees</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8220;As an artist, there&#8217;s a sweet jump-starting quality to [marijuana] for me.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> I&#8217;ve often felt telepathic and receptive to inexplicable messages my whole life.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> I can stave those off when I&#8217;m not high.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> When I&#8217;m high &#8212; well, they come in and there&#8217;s less of a veil, so to speak.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> So if ever I need some clarity &#8230; or a quantum leap in terms of writing something, it&#8217;s a quick way for me to get to it.&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Cop a buzz and you&#8217;re head over feet.</p>
<p>And now it appears one of the best-known and most-creative peoples in all of history, Bill Shakespeare, might have been a stoner, and <a href="http://www.shakespeare-online.com/sonnets/76.html">a clue is Sonnet 76</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Why is my verse so barren of new pride,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> So far from variation or quick change?</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Why with the time do I not glance aside</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> To new-found methods and to compounds strange?</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Why write I still all one, ever the same,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And keep invention in <span style="text-decoration: underline;">a noted weed</span>,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> That every word doth almost tell my name,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Showing their birth and where they did proceed?</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> O, know, sweet love, I always write of you,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> And you and love are still my argument;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> So all my best is dressing old words new,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Spending again what is already spent:</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> For as the sun is daily new and old,</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> So is my love still telling what is told. </em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Shakespeare might have been more inventive than first realized, and research peoples want to find out for good.<br />
In 2001, scientists at the The South African Police Services Forensic Science Laboratory in Pretoria analyzed the stems and bowls of 24 clay pipes &#8212; including a number found in the garden of Shakespeare&#8217;s home in England &#8212; and found traces of tobacco, suggestive evidence of cannabis, and mysteriously, two of the pipes showed signs of what looks like cocaine.<br />
<a href="http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/03/0301_shakespeare.html">National Geographic explained</a>: <strong><em>The analysis was made after a South African scientist had a hunch that reference to the &#8220;noted weed&#8221; in one of Shakespeares sonnets may have been the bard&#8217;s way of extolling the effects of cannabis. &#8220;There were very low concentrations of cannabis, but the signature was there,&#8221; said Inspector Tommy van der Merwe, of the Forensic Science Laboratory. </em></strong></p>
<p>And with the Bard: <strong><em>Of the pipes that were found in the garden of Shakespeare&#8217;s home at New Place, several tested positive for cannabis. &#8220;We can&#8217;t prove that Shakespeare smoked these pipes, but we do now at least know what his contemporaries were smoking,&#8221; Thackeray says. </em></strong></p>
<p>Now they want to dig up Bill&#8217;s bones.<br />
From <em><a href="http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2011/06/23/did-shakespeare-smoke-weed/">Fox News</a></em> (h/t <em><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/23/scientists-want-to-dig-up-shakespeare-to-find-out-if-he-smoked-weed/">Raw Story</a></em>):</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Paleontologists are looking to examine the remains of William Shakespeare, hoping to unlock the mysteries of the life and death of the world&#8217;s most famous playwright &#8212; and to prove that the poet once puffed.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> The bard is buried under a local church in Stratford-upon-Avon. And a team of scientists, led by Francis Thackeray &#8212; an anthropologist and director of the Institute for Human Evolution at the University of the Witwatersrand in Johannesburg, South Africa  &#8212; have submitted a formal application to the Church of England for permission to probe the site where he sleeps, perchance where he dreams.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8230;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> “We have incredible techniques,” Thackeray told FoxNews.com, referring to the “nondestructive analysis” the team has planned. “We don’t intend to move the remains at all.” Instead the team will perform the forensic analysis using state-of-the-art technology to scan the bones and create a groundbreaking reconstruction.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> &#8230;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Thackeray claimed the devices were used to smoke cannabis, a plant actively cultivated in Britain at the time. The allegation has provoked disbelief and anger among some fans of the bard.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Prof. Stanley Wells, honorary president of the Shakespeare Birthplace Trust, told the Daily Mail, &#8220;I would be happy if they did open it up because it could put an end to a lot of fruitless speculation.&#8221;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> “If we find grooves between the canine and the incisor, that will tell us if he was chewing on a pipe as well as smoking,” Thackeray told FoxNews.com, citing similar evidence found in Virginia.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>However, there&#8217;s the curse Bill put on his grave:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Others may have issues with digging up the body, which goes directly against the late playwright&#8217;s dying wishes.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Shakespeare, famously fearful of the happenings of his own remains after his death, had a curse engraved on his tomb: &#8220;Good frend for Jesus sake forebeare,/ To digg the dust encloased heare;/ Bleste be the man that spares thes stones,/ And curst be he that moves my bones.&#8221;</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> Philip Schwyzer, a senior lecturer at Exeter University, told Reuters that &#8220;Shakespeare had an unusual obsession with burial and a fear of exhumation.</em></strong><br />
<strong><em> The stern inscription on the slab has been at least partially responsible for the fact that there have been no successful projects to open the grave.&#8221;</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Dude, it&#8217;s just bones &#8212; chill a second, then re-fill the pipe.</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Jan 2011 13:15:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(Illustration found here). Rare for me to not find a specific subject to write about in the early morning &#8212; in fact, it&#8217;s usually the exact opposite as there&#8217;s so much weird shit happening all over the world that&#8217;s it&#8217;s kind of easy to find a source for a blog. This morning, however, despite surfing [...]]]></description>
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(Illustration found <a href="http://mrsvierkant.wordpress.com/2008/06/17/did-i-buy-one-of-these/">here</a>).</p>
<p>Rare for me to not find a specific subject to write about in the early morning &#8212; in fact, it&#8217;s usually the exact opposite as there&#8217;s so much weird shit happening all over the world that&#8217;s it&#8217;s kind of easy to find a source for a blog.<br />
This morning, however, despite surfing the news sites, reading tons of very, very, very important stuff, I just couldn&#8217;t come up with a viable idea, or a hook to hang some words on and create a piece of literary majic wherein a whole shitload of different world&#8217;s peoples would simply adore.</p>
<p>I did shift through the ether for these possibilities:</p>
<p>&#8211; The UK resumes its Iraqi war inquiry, the <a href="http://thenews.com.pk/NewsDetail.aspx?ID=9669">so-called Chilcot panel</a> with more lies from Tony Blair.<br />
&#8211; Suicide rates for US National Guard and Reserves units <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2011/US/01/18/army.suicide.report/index.html?hpt=T2">has been on the rise</a>.<br />
&#8211; Despite all the bad-mouthing of Julian Assange and WikiLeaks, there&#8217;s <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/01/officials-wikileaks-damage-limited/">there&#8217;s really nothing heavy duty</a> found within &#8220;Cablegate.&#8217;<br />
&#8211; <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2011/jan/18/haiti-baby-doc-duvalier-court">&#8220;Baby Doc&#8221; returns to Haiti</a> and is promptly arrested for corruption after 25 years.<br />
&#8211; Goldman Sach is expected to <a href="http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2011/01/18/study-points-to-windfall-for-goldman-partners/?ref=global-home">to achieve more windfall profits</a> (assholes).<br />
&#8211; Joe Liberman <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/18/joe-lieberman-may-resign_n_810538.html">calls it quits</a> (a decade too late).<br />
&#8211; <a href='http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/film/8258006/Clint-Eastwood-at-80-why-Ill-never-stop-shooting.html' >Clint Eastwood is 80</a>, but apparently will be making movies forever.</p>
<p>Half-a-dozen plus one of about 10 news subjects I pursued, but nothing that slapped me in the face or could really wrap my festered brain around &#8212; so a blog block developed.<br />
Tomorrow a brain laxative to ease the blockage.</p>
<p>Happy Hump Day!</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Dec 2010 13:27:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This evening 30 years ago, John Lennon was shot dead &#8212; a shock end to an era. In this an iconic anniversary for an icon, a lot of media attention will focus on Lennon&#8217;s years as a Beatle, but at the time of his death, he stood alone, a solo musical performer, and, to the [...]]]></description>
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<p>In this an iconic anniversary for an icon, a lot of media attention will focus on Lennon&#8217;s years as a Beatle, but at the time of his death, he stood alone, a solo musical performer, and, to the US government, <a href="http://www.lennonfbifiles.com/">a national security risk</a>. (Read a mash-up of Lennon and WikiLeaks&#8217; Julian Assange <a href="http://newsjunkiepost.com/2010/12/07/john-lennon-and-julian-assange-the-faces-of-peace-and-truth/">here</a>).</p>
<p>From <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE6B71Y320101208">Lennon&#8217;s last print interview</a>: <strong><em>&#8220;What they want is dead heroes, like Sid Vicious and James Dean&#8230;I&#8217;m not interested in being a dead fuckin&#8217; hero &#8230; so forget &#8216;em, forget &#8216;em.&#8221; (And a return to touring). &#8220;We just might do it, but there will be no smoke bombs, no lipstick, no flashing lights. It just has to be comfy. But we could have a laugh. We&#8217;re born-again rockers, and we&#8217;re starting over &#8230; There&#8217;s plenty of time, right? Plenty of time.&#8221;</em></strong></p>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/photoceo/70297722/">here</a>).</p>
<p>Reportedly, that last interview &#8212; conducted Dec. 5, 1980 &#8212; will be published for the first time this Friday by <a href="http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/68404/239168"><em>Rolling Stone</em> magazine</a>.<br />
The above blurb came from <em>Reuters</em> news service.</p>
<p>Lennon was a major player in the revolution of the 1960s &#8212; even more so after the Beatles became history.<br />
Coincidentally, just a bit more than a month before Lennon&#8217;s death, Ronald Reagan was elected president and ushered in the end &#8212; all the 1960s protests, songs and chaos were finished and life would at first grind slowly, then gather speed over the years to culminate in the horror that&#8217;s nowadays.</p>
<p>In Lennon, though, there was always hope.<br />
And with the Beatles &#8212; a place in the sun for nerdy, nit-witted teenagers like myself (among millions and millions of others).<br />
I never saw the boys live in concert, but the first viewing of their first film, &#8216;<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0058182/">A Hard Day&#8217;s Night</a>,&#8217; was as close to the massive-adrenaline rush supposedly encountered when the Beatles jammed on a stage.<br />
The little movie theater on Florida&#8217;s panhandle circa July 1964 was packed to the very gills with teenagers, including a shitload of screaming female teenagers &#8212; every time Paul appeared on screen, a horrendous screaming melee &#8212; and with the boys&#8217; Liverpool accent, the dialogue was sometimes extremely hard to follow.<br />
Who really gave a shit &#8212; it was an experience still vividly remembered nearly 50 years later.</p>
<p>This little scene from the  <a href="http://www.script-o-rama.com/movie_scripts/h/hard-days-night-script-transcript.html">&#8216;Hard Day&#8217;s Night&#8217; script</a> has always seemed to me the illustrative moment where angry youth clashed with a stodgy, loser generation.<br />
And copped Lennon&#8217;s attitude toward authority &#8212; his straight-faced, eye-to-eye command, &#8220;Give us a kiss,&#8221; reflected giving peace a chance later on, and <a href="http://www.ecopolis.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/flower-power.jpg">National Guard flower power</a> during 60s demonstrations.<br />
Peace never really got a fair shake.</p>
<p>(Older, agitated train passenger sitting with four smart-ass, quick-witted youngsters)</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Hello. Morning.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>All right.<br />
Do you mind if we have it open?</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Yes, I do.<br />
Four of us want it open, if it&#8217;s all the same to you.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>It isn&#8217;t. I travel on this train regularly twice a week&#8230;&#8230;so I suppose I have some rights.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>So have we.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>We&#8217;ll have that thing off as well.<br />
Knowledge of the Railway Acts tell you I&#8217;m within my rights.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>But we want to hear it. We&#8217;re a community, majority vote, up the workers and all that stuff.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Then I suggest you take that damn thing into the corridor&#8230;&#8230;or some other part of the train where you obviously belong.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Give us a kiss.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Look, we paid for our seats too, you know.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I travel on this train regularly, twice a week.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Knock it off, Paul. You can&#8217;t win with his sort.<br />
After all, it&#8217;s his train.<br />
Isn&#8217;t it, mister?</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>And don&#8217;t take that tone with me, young man.<br />
I fought the war for your sort.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I bet you&#8217;re sorry you won.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>I shall call the guard.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Ah, but what?</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>They don&#8217;t take kindly to insults, you know.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Let&#8217;s go have some coffee and leave<br />
the kennel to Lassie.</em></strong></p>
<p><strong><em>Hey, mister, can we have our ball back?<br />
Look, mister, Mister, can we have our ball back?</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>Generations clashing  in a historical place so far, far away and so freakin&#8217; long, long ago it seems now just a fantasy.</p>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 22:18:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The future has been downloaded into just about right now. &#8220;If a man has good corn or wood, or boards, or pigs, to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods.&#8220; &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The future has been downloaded into just about right now.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="future" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IxnfUPOgwas/S3I4dA_r2fI/AAAAAAAABvg/XGEQ1qHfwYA/s320/sleeper.jpg" alt="" width="193" height="314" /><strong><em>&#8220;If a man has good corn or wood, or boards, or pigs, to sell, or can make better chairs or knives, crucibles or church organs, than anybody else, you will find a broad hard-beaten road to his house, though it be in the woods.</em><em>&#8220;</em></strong><br />
&#8211; <a href="http://books.google.com/books?id=7oeXAV_XvB0C&amp;pg=PA204&amp;dq=%22build+a+better+mousetrap%22+metaphor#v=onepage&amp;q=%22build%20a%20better%20mousetrap%22%20metaphor&amp;f=false">Ralph Waldo Emerson</a></p>
<p>Technology is in reality a <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/double-edged+sword">double-edged sword</a> with a fatal flaw &#8212; there&#8217;s no favorable side.</p>
<p>Hence, technology is the greatest, most-perfect Trojan Horse ever produced, and mankind, thinking of such wondrous wonders and always dreaming  of building that  <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Build_a_better_mousetrap,_and_the_world_will_beat_a_path_to_your_door">perpetual better mousetrap</a>, pulled the wooden horse within the walls of ourselves and proceeded to party like there&#8217;s no tomorrow.</p>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://hawkeyeblog.blogspot.com/2010/02/wilhelm-reich-and-woody-allens.html">here</a>).</p>
<p>Despite the science, all the innovative thoughts and blissfully-ignorant knowledge, technology is about the machines &#8212; the end product.<br />
Mankind has flourished with the advent of machines &#8212; big, huge crude ones in the beginning and now down to the iPod (such a description: an <em>iPod</em> in its very sound testifies to its small size) and the rock-bed foundation for technology is the concept of how these machines so facilitate human &#8220;progress,&#8221; combining a physical-technical with a metaphysical-knowledge (<em>the-ology</em>), creating through so-many devices a peculiar and false vision of security and well being.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" title="beaver" src="http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/images/family_portrait.jpg" alt="" width="158" height="215" />Fifty years ago, when I was in elementary school and &#8220;<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leave_It_to_Beaver">Leave It to Beaver</a>&#8221; was a TV favorite &#8212; June/mom <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/barbara-billingsley-tvs-june-clever-dead-94/story?id=11901936">Barbara Billingsley</a> died just this past week &#8212; summer vacation stretched out before my friends and I as an endless period of time with September just a word.<br />
Although only 90 days (or less) time then appeared much-much slower, running in what now would be considered slo-mo &#8212; and now three months (or less) ain&#8217;t shit for any kind of time.</p>
<p>Which in itself (<a href="http://www.answers.com/time">time</a>) is one weird-assed sonofabitch.</p>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://www.leaveittobeaver.org/">here</a>).</p>
<p>Going beyond the hypnosis of  <a href="http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=122322542">time and aging</a> &#8212; <strong><em>So, first memories are dense. The routines of later life are sketchy. The past wasn&#8217;t really slower than the present. It just feels that way.</em></strong> &#8212; including all of Einstein&#8217;s bullshit, thank-you &#8212; the sense of what/when/where of time nowadays is completely whacked.<br />
Our current standard for telling time is a <a href="http://hnn.us/articles/1433.html">a kind of recent experience</a> &#8212; until the Prime Meridian Conference in October 1884 there were 144 different time zones in the US, mostly on what was called &#8220;railroad time,&#8221; but also just about every town had its own time:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>One only has to imagine New Year&#8217;s Eve in let&#8217;s say 1850 to get the idea.<br />
While revelers in Time&#8217;s Square in Manhattan joyously cried Happy New Year!, across the Hudson River in Newark, it was still 11:59, and party goers in Boston had already been celebrating the new year for 12 minutes before the bell chimed for those waiting to greet the new year in New York City.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>In our modern era, an increase in technology has created this odd, but all encompassing <a href="http://www.fastcompany.com/resources/columnists/mt/051704.html">&#8220;time compression&#8221;</a> &#8212; time and place are the same in an ever-moving, ever-increasing flash-forward of near precocious behavior.<br />
And because of a size-variety of different machines, time is measured now in smaller and smaller increments.</p>
<p>History was on a crawl, however, until the technical mated with the philosophical and bred a concept &#8212; technology &#8212; in the late 1400s as mankind turned inward to create outwardly new machines that in appearance assisted mankind in its endeavors.<br />
Even the very word &#8216;<a href="http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m2267/is_n3_v64/ai_19952020/">technology</a>&#8216; did not exist &#8212; prior to the 1400s it was scholarly works on the mechanical arts &#8212; and it really hyped itself during the Industrial Age, starting from the late 1700s, then recharging itself in the so-called <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_industrial_revolution">Second Industrial Revolution</a> a hundred years later.<br />
Of all inventions, there are only <a href="http://www.encyclopedia.com/doc/1G2-3404901116.html">three in the modern era</a> from which all others came &#8212; Printing, cannons(gunpowder) and the compass.<br />
And the evolution of those devices spanned years, sometimes hundreds of years, as one aspect of the machine was adapted, re-tooled and improved upon just as other so-called useful machines were also being contrived for just about every kind of reason.<br />
These machines quickened time: Eli Whitney&#8217;s <a href="http://inventors.about.com/od/cstartinventions/a/cotton_gin.htm">cotton gin</a>, for example, saved hundreds of man-hours in labor &#8212; alas, also due to technology, Whitney never really made much money off his contraption as others quickly copied the machine.<br />
Yet even with all this speed, it still took years and years from one major event to another, with many misfires and draw-backs along the way for all techno-inspired devices.<br />
Of <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/features/101-gadgets-that-changed-the-world-398535.html">101 gadgets</a> that changed the world &#8212; in all of world history &#8212; nearly half of them came in the last 100 years.</p>
<p>Wrapping together techno-future and time, science fiction writer <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Gibson">William Gibson</a> &#8212; who came up with the term, &#8220;cyberspace,&#8221; way before the expression became old hat &#8212; says technology has quickened itself to the point where tomorrow is barreling well into this afternoon.<br />
We&#8217;re living the <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11502715">reality of science fiction</a> right now.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8220;In the 1960s I think that in some sense the present was actually about three or four years long,&#8221; he said, &#8220;because in three or four years relatively little would change.&#8221;<br />
That stood in sharp contrast to late 2010, he said, when big changes had become a daily occurrence.<br />
&#8220;Now the present is the length of a news cycle some days,&#8221; he said in an interview with BBC News.<br />
That ferocious rate of change made writing about the present day exciting, he said, and explained why his current novel, Zero History, is set around about now.<br />
&#8220;The present is really of no width whatever,&#8221; he said. </em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>And the reality of the future is badly, horridly complicated.</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>&#8220;If I write something set 60 years in the future I am going to have to explain how humanity got there and that&#8217;s becoming quite a big job,&#8221; he said.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>When one of the most assured writers in his field doesn&#8217;t/can&#8217;t untangle the entanglements facing humanity in the extreme-near future, there&#8217;s some shit in store for us and strengthens the old axiom when describing unusual things, &#8216;you can&#8217;t make this up.&#8217;</p>
<p>And how does a creative science fiction writer describe a future with something out of this world.<br />
From <em><a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/10/time-find-earth-wwf/">Agence France-Presse</a></em>:</p>
<blockquote><p><strong><em>Carbon pollution and over-use of Earth&#8217;s natural resources have become so critical that, on current trends, we will need a second planet to meet our needs by 2030, the WWF said on Wednesday.<br />
In 2007, Earth&#8217;s 6.8 billion humans were living 50 percent beyond the planet&#8217;s threshold of sustainability, according to its report, issued ahead of a UN biodiversity conference.<br />
&#8220;Even with modest UN projections for population growth, consumption and climate change, by 2030 humanity will need the capacity of two Earths to absorb CO2 waste and keep up with natural resource consumption,&#8221; it warned.</em></strong></p></blockquote>
<p>I mentioned this in my post yesterday, but since it teems with science fiction reality, it&#8217;s appropriate here.<br />
And even <a href="http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2010/10/time-good-study/">time supposedly has an end</a>: <strong><em>&#8220;Time is unlikely to end in our lifetime, but there is a 50 percent chance that time will end within the next 3.7 billion years,&#8221; according to the team of US and Japanese scientists, who are challenging a long-standing theory of the universe.</em></strong></p>
<p>Their timing is off by some 3.7 billion years &#8212; get ready.<strong><em><br />
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		<description><![CDATA[Nearly 50 years have passed since that fateful day in Dallas when JFK was assassinated, and now some new insights have surfaced into those few precious moments in the abrupt transition of presidential power &#8212; and it ain&#8217;t macho. In a new book on the November 1963 event, The Kennedy Assassination&#8211;24 Hours After: Lyndon B. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img class="alignnone" title="LBJ" src="http://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/images/lbj-takes-oath.jpg" alt="" width="207" height="192" />Nearly 50 years have passed since that fateful day in Dallas when JFK was assassinated, and now some new insights have surfaced into those few precious moments in the abrupt transition of presidential power &#8212; and it ain&#8217;t macho.</p>
<p>In a new book on the November 1963 event, <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Kennedy-Assassination-24-Hours-After-President/dp/046501870X">The Kennedy Assassination&#8211;24 Hours After: Lyndon B. Johnson&#8217;s Pivotal First Day as President</a>, by <a href="http://www.randomhouse.com/author/results.pperl?authorid=72947">Steven Gillon</a>, paints LBJ as near the break-down point.</p>
<p>(Illustration found <a href="http://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/2000/winter/abrupt-transition-2.html">here</a>).</p>
<p>Reportedly, JFK&#8217;s military aide, Brigadier General Godfrey McHugh, could not find LBJ on Air Force One after people had told him Johnson was on board &#8212; everyone figured he had departed already on Air Force Two as Kennedy and Johnson arrived in Dallas on separate aircraft &#8212; until the general checked the shitter in the presidential bedroom.</p>
<p>Via a piece by Gillon at <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steven-m-gillon/a-new-wrinkle-in-the-jfk_b_339026.html">HuffPost</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>What McHugh claimed to have witnessed next was shocking.<br />
&#8220;I walked in the toilet, in the powder room, and there he was hiding, with the curtain closed,&#8221; McHugh recalled.<br />
He claimed that LBJ was crying, &#8220;They&#8217;re going to get us all. It&#8217;s a plot. It&#8217;s a plot. It&#8217;s going to get us all.&#8217;&#8221; According to the General, Johnson &#8220;was hysterical, sitting down on the john there alone in this thing.&#8221;<br />
I soon discovered that McHugh had told a similar story when he spoke by phone with Mark Flanagan, an investigator with the House Select Committee on Assassinations (HSCA).<br />
Ironically, McHugh gave the interview to the HSCA a week before he sat down with the Kennedy Library in May 1978.<br />
&#8220;McHugh had encountered difficulty in locating Johnson but finally discovered him alone,&#8221; Flanagan wrote in his summary to the Committee.<br />
Quoting McHugh, the investigator noted that the General found Johnson &#8220;hiding in the toilet in the bedroom compartment and muttering, <strong>&#8216;Conspiracy, conspiracy, they&#8217;re after all of us</strong>.&#8217;&#8221;<br />
Author Christopher Anderson claimed that McHugh shared a similar, although slightly more dramatic, version of this story when he interviewed the General for his book Jackie after Jack, published in 1998.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>In complete contrast to LBJ&#8217;s blubberings, Jackie Kennedy was stoic and strong, seemingly in control despite the horror blowing around her.<br />
She was only 34 then, the youngest First Lady in US presidential history.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jfklancer.com/pdf/Camelot.pdf">In an interview</a> (pdf) with historian Theodore White about a week after the shooting (Nov. 29, 1963), Jackie had this to say about the chaos on-board Air Force One, spinning the tale <strong><em>&#8220;one brief shinning moment that was known as Camelot&#8221;</em></strong>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;&#8230;History&#8230;, everybody kept saying to me put a cold towel around my head&#8221; (and wipe the blood off: she is referring to the swearing-in scene at the plane, when Johnson is sworn in at the plant at Love Field and she was beside him)&#8230; &#8220;later, I saw myself in the mirror; my whole face spattered with blood and hair&#8230;I  wiped it off with Kleenex.<br />
History. I thought no one really wants me there.<br />
Then one second later I thought, why did I wash the blood off?<br />
I should have left it there, let them see what they&#8217;ve done&#8230;If I&#8217;d just had blood and caked hair when&#8221; (they took pictures of swearing in).<br />
&#8220;Then later I said to Bobby what&#8217;s the line between histrionics and drama.<br />
I should have left the blood on.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
<p>In 1995, a year after Jackie&#8217;s death, The John F. Kennedy Library in Boston released the interview notes.</p>
<p>Another strange, little-known incident that day &#8212; US District Judge Sarah Tilghman Hughes, who administered the oath of office to Johnson, and JFK&#8217;s Bible and a three-by-five-inch file card containing the oath.<br />
According to the <a href="http://www.archives.gov/publications/prologue/2000/winter/abrupt-transition-2.html">National Archives</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Judge Hughes, in the process of stepping down the boarding steps, was hailed by a self-assured man who inquired if she wanted the two items she held in her hand.<br />
Assuming he was a security man and because the items did not belong to her, Judge Hughes transferred to the man the file card and the President&#8217;s Bible, neither of which were ever located.</em></p></blockquote>
<p>Kennedy&#8217;s assassination will always be clouded in conspiracy, pity and&#8230;romance.</p>
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		<title>Words and the Looneytune GOP</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning a note on words misplaced by right-wing, wingnuts suffering intently from schizophasia in a most non-oblique fashion. An ex-Detroit Lions coach had to apologize for being nasty and petulent last month after saying &#8220;Good-bye, ladies,&#8221; to three male Detroit sports writers. Reminds one of California&#8217;s Governator proclaiming members of the state legislature as [...]]]></description>
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<p>This morning a note on words misplaced by right-wing, wingnuts suffering intently from <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizophasia">schizophasia</a> in a most non-oblique fashion.<br />
An ex-Detroit Lions coach <a href="http://www.freep.com/article/20090122/SPORTS01/901220418">had to apologize</a> for being nasty and petulent last month after saying <strong><em>&#8220;Good-bye, ladies,&#8221;</em></strong> to three male Detroit sports writers.</p>
<p>Reminds one of <a href="http://gov.ca.gov/about/arnold">California&#8217;s Governator</a> proclaiming members of the state legislature as &#8220;<a href="http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1559387,00.html">girly-men</a>&#8221; during budget battles.<br />
Marinelli and Schwarzenegger are just big-mouthed public oafs, linked through failure, one the fall guy for a <a href="http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=9436">win-less season</a>, and the other, the big burrio roasting on such a financial hotplate <a href="http://www.thetrumpet.com/index.php?q=5868.4229.0.0">the good times are over for the Golden State</a>.<br />
(Illustration found <a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendid=58200613">here</a>).</p>
<p>A lot of words, and a lot of words linked together as phrases, are floating around out there in the ether, this being the age of capture-the-moment words, like Big Al Greenspan&#8217;s usage of just two of them last fall, &#8220;<a href="http://www.cbc.ca/money/story/2008/10/23/greenspan.html">shocked disbelief</a>,&#8221; to describe how he felt about helping bring down the global financial markets.<br />
Or the <a href="http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_011609/content/01125113.guest.html">locution sprouting</a> last week from repugnant blowhard Rush Limbaugh setting the number of words he needs to explain President Obama: &#8220;<strong>&#8230;I need four: <em>I hope he fails</em></strong>.&#8221;<br />
And speaking of seven words &#8212; the late comedian George Carlin&#8217;s <a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h2Cv4KRj9qM5O-zHqWZFNUibH45AD95RQCJ83">FBI file</a> was recently released and not many words were contained therein:</p>
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<li><strong>There&#8217;s also a letter from Hoover himself thanking one of Carlin&#8217;s critics for defending his honor, and an internal FBI memo that quotes the director as asking: &#8220;What do we know of Carlin?&#8221;<br />
Not much, as it turned out. The memo notes the FBI has &#8220;no data concerning Carlin&#8221; other than the two letters from his critics.<br />
&#8220;Which kind of disappoints me,&#8221; laughed Carlin&#8217;s daughter, Kelly Carlin McCall, who provided the file to The Associated Press. &#8220;It doesn&#8217;t really cover any of his more radical 1970s stuff.&#8221;</strong></li>
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<p>Carlin&#8217;s famous <a href="http://www.law.umkc.edu/faculty/projects/ftrials/conlaw/filthywords.html">monologue</a>: <strong><em>&#8220;The original seven words &#8230; that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon.&#8221;</em></strong><br />
See the original stand-up performance <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM">here</a>.</p>
<p>Politics operates by words, which once spoken still mean nothing.<br />
In this vast churning mesh of words, one wonders how Republicans can currently look themselves in the mirror (or maybe die-hard GOPers can&#8217;t be seen in mirrors) and not see the obvious &#8212; a clueless face with nasty, cruel eyes.<br />
Even amongst themselves they ain&#8217;t pretty.<br />
From <em>ABC News</em>&#8216; <em><a href="http://blogs.abcnews.com/thenote/2009/01/palin-stiffs-th.html">The Note</a></em> blog comes word of Sarah Palin snubbing US House Republicans:</p>
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<li><strong>Retreat organizers tell ABC News that Palin politely declined, giving a perfectly understandable reason.  According to the Congressional Institute, which hosted the conference, Palin said she simply could not make it to the retreat because pressing state business made it impossible for her to leave Alaska this weekend.<br />
So where is Palin this weekend?  She&#8217;s in Washington, D.C., attending the super-elite Alfalfa Dinner.<br />
&#8220;She lied to us,&#8221; said a Republican at the retreat.<br />
Asked why Palin told the Republicans she could not leave Alaska this weekend, Palin spokesman Bill McAllister offered this non-responsive answer:<br />
&#8220;My understanding is that the governor has not scheduled any partisan events on her current trip to D.C.,&#8221; McAllister told ABC News.</strong></li>
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<p>Operative word there, Bill, is <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/partisan">partisan</a> &#8212; apt usage to describe a political entity that has descended into a kind of mental-snow-blindness, lashing out without any kind of rhyme or reason, and doing it with a strange, though, really-sad, slap-stick stupidity.<br />
One goofball GOPer, Dick Armey (the GOP seems to have an <em>inordinate</em> &#8212; great word &#8212; amount of &#8216;dicks&#8217; in its ranks) used a marvelous, but ancient word to describe the argument of salon.com&#8217;s Joan Walsh on MSNBC&#8217;s Hardball last week as <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/prattle">prattle</a>, but of course he inadvertently described the entire Republican party&#8217;s line of rhetoric since Jan. 20.<br />
Armey also slapped Walsh for her gender.<br />
See and read about the whole, ugly mess at <em><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2009/01/28/walsh-armey/">Think Progress</a></em>.<br />
This political-crap scene was focused on the above mentioned Mr. Limbaugh and the near-treasonous shit (another great word &#8212; as Carlin once noted, a word usually <strong><em>not</em> </strong>used in its original form, feces, but instead, is used to explain a shitload of other stuff having nothing to do with going poo &#8212; that has blubbered out of Rush&#8217;s shit-hole of a mouth just since Jan. 20.<br />
Read a recap <a href="http://rawstory.com/news/2008/Dick_Armey_accused_of_sexist_attack_0128.html">here</a>.</p>
<p>And in an even more obvious stunt: A black was elected head of the RNC &#8212; a first in its 155-year history &#8212; an apparent mirror-like opposition to the first-ever black president.<br />
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_S._Steele">Michael Steele</a> is indeed black, but he&#8217;s just another <a href="http://lgraham.senate.gov/public/">Lindsey Graham</a> loaded with the bloated lips of a Rush Limbaugh.<br />
Steele quickly added another new word into the GOP gutter trap: <a href="http://www.thefreedictionary.com/goose+egg">Goose egg</a>.<br />
He <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/04/us/politics/03web-nagourney.html?hp">praised House Republicans</a> for their refusal to pony-up one single vote for Obama&#8217;s stimulus package: “<strong><em>The goose egg you laid on the president’s desk was just beautiful</em></strong>,” he said.<br />
And step forward, open big mouth, insert big foot and Blago! New word: <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/story/2009/02/06/ST2009020604202.html">Fraud</a>:</p>
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<li><strong>The recent allegations outlined four specific transactions.<br />
In addition to the payment to Steele&#8217;s sister, Fabian said that the candidate used money from his state campaign improperly; that Steele paid $75,000 from the state campaign to a law firm for work that was never performed; and that he or an aide transferred more than $500,000 in campaign cash from one bank to another without authorization. </strong></li>
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<p>This Fabian guy isn&#8217;t cool, either. He was sentenced last October in another unrelated fraud case.<br />
The GOP has become a corrupt-infested organization, but still swinging the bat hard for the fence.<br />
Last Wednesday, the GOP added the word, &#8220;<a href="http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/archives/2009/02/sessions_gop_in.php">insurgency</a>&#8221; to its mounting nitwit vocabulary to describe how Repubs should fight the Obama administration.<br />
Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX), chairman of the National Republican Congressional Committee, rolled deep into muddied waters and almost drowned before a quick-thinking aide saved his ass.</p>
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<li><strong>&#8220;Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban,&#8221; Sessions said during a meeting yesterday with Hotline editors.<br />
&#8220;And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person&#8217;s entire processes.<br />
And these Taliban &#8212; I&#8217;m not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban.<br />
No, that&#8217;s not what we&#8217;re saying.<br />
I&#8217;m saying an example of how you go about [sic] is to change a person from their messaging to their operations to their frontline message. And we need to understand that insurgency may be required when the other side, the House leadership, does not follow the same commands, which we entered the game with.&#8221;<br />
&#8230;<br />
When pressed to clarify, Sessions said he was not comparing the House Republican caucus to the Taliban, the Muslim fundamentalist group.<br />
&#8220;I simply said one can see that there&#8217;s a model out there for insurgency,&#8221; Sessions said before being interrupted by an aide.<br />
The staffer said Sessions was trying to convey that the Republicans need to start thinking about how to act strategically from their perch in the minority.</strong></li>
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<p>No, the Taliban is not who we is &#8212; The Taliban is alive and very well, thank-you, driving Afghanistan to the brink of an-even-bigger disaster, a situation the GOP-led and bled.<br />
In other words, or word, Shithead Sessions &#8220;<a href="http://www.time.com/time/magazine/article/0,9171,907098,00.html">misspoke</a>,&#8221; another Republican word-origin from Tricky-Dick days, making all Nixon&#8217;s statements on Watergate &#8220;inoperative:&#8221; <strong><em>Not incorrect, not misinformed, not untrue—simply inoperative, like batteries gone dead. </em></strong></p>
<p>And Repubs have now jumped on a feckless use of words.<br />
Yesterday, it was concluded Obama was attempting <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/08/us/politics/08stimulus.html">scare tactics</a>:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>“In discussing with the American people his approach to the stimulus of our economy, he has first really used some dangerous words,” said Senator Jon Kyl of Arizona, the No. 2 Republican.<br />
Mr. Kyl added, “It seems to me that the president is rather casually throwing out some careless language.”</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Kyl was blubbering about Obama&#8217;s <a href="http://www.whitehouse.gov/blog_post/compromise1/">weekly address</a> yesterday where he emphasized speed is needed for passage of his stimlus package: <strong><em>&#8220;Because if we don&#8217;t move swiftly to put this plan in motion, our economic crisis could become a national catastrophe.&#8221;</em></strong></p>
<p>A mindless, clueless word thrasher &#8212; <a href="http://ktar.com/?nid=6&amp;sid=1029265&amp;r=1">Kyl called</a> Obama&#8217;s inaugural address not &#8220;high-brow, it was more low-brow&#8221; and even last month had already set up the current thrashing on the stimulus bill because it didn&#8217;t meet the GOP&#8217;s high standards.<br />
The financial/economic situation &#8212; and the lying, blubber-mouth Kyle and the rest of the GOP sewage patrol knows fully well &#8212; is already in a catastrophe mode, just ask the 600,000+ people thrown out of work in January.<br />
The anger among US peoples is getting wacko.<br />
Frank Rich touches upon this national slow-boiling indignation in a <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/08/opinion/08rich.html">piece this morning</a> in the <em>New York Times</em>.<br />
People are pissed at the way-overly obvious spreading of wealth &#8212; and it&#8217;s not just elitist:</p>
<ul>
<li><strong>The public’s revulsion isn’t mindless class hatred.<br />
As Obama said on Wednesday of his fellow citizens: “We don’t disparage wealth. We don’t begrudge anybody for achieving success.”<br />
But we do know that the system has been fixed for too long.<br />
The gaping income inequality of the past decade &#8212; the top 1 percent of America’s earners received more than 20 percent of the total national income &#8212; has not been seen since the run-up to the Great Depression.</strong></li>
</ul>
<p>Bad news on the doorstep.</p>
<p>Not to be out GOPed, the <a href="http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/05/Army_Jan_suicides_terrifying/UPI-44651233871445/">US military tossed</a> in its $1 trillion word last week after stats showed US GIs are killing themselves faster than any insurgent &#8212; 24 committed suicide last month with <strong><em>only</em></strong> 16 killed in Iraq and Afghanistan.</p>
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<li><strong>Col. Kathy Platoni said that a major risk factor for soldiers is the multiple deployments most have experienced.<br />
&#8220;When people are apart you have infidelity, financial problems, substance abuse and child behavioral problems,&#8221; Platoni said. &#8220;The more deployments, the more it is exacerbated.&#8221;</strong></li>
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<p>Yes, Kathy Colonel, IEDs, shattered Humvees, four or five more-than-a-year tours in a urban slaughterhouse-5-to-the-10th-power that is Iraq could indeed <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/exacerbate">exacerbate</a> problems back home, but what can you do, huh?<br />
As you know, you <a href="http://www.pbs.org/newshour/bb/military/july-dec04/armor_12-9.html">go to war with the army you have</a>, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.</p>
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