Tortured points of light: Said former President George H.W. Bush, “I do think it’s time for the party to get behind Governor Romney. … Kenny Rogers sang, ‘It’s time when to hold â€˜em and time when to fold ’em.’ Well, I think it’s time for people to all get behind this good man.”
One couldn’t ask for a more powerful endorsement, just pretend it’s all a dream.
As today’s Wisconsin Republican primary gets underway, even Mitt isn’t all that enthusiastic about the whole presidential run, crying most-unexcitedly on Sunday, the eventual winner “will probably be me.”
Thrills to the bone!
(Illustration found here).
Well beyond Wisconsin (and beyond a whole-lot-of-shit), Sarah Palin will co-host NBC’s ‘Today‘ show this morning, but only reportedly for just one hour.
Palin will face-off her ‘gotcha’ nemesis Katie Couric, who at the same time is pulling a guest-hosting gig on ABCâ€™s â€œGood Morning Americaâ€ on a way-‘nother channel.
NBC must suck real bad.
Matt Lauer’s already had enough, knocking the nit-twit half-time Alaska governor during a preview — politics brings out the stupid.
A useful sentiment/view from Firedoglake:
Of course, Sarah Palin is a perfect fit as part of the Today Showâ€™s Very Special Freak Week with additional guests including currently-on-a-media-blitz bulk baby pooper Octomom, human cartoon Nicki Minaj, and Kim Kardashian who is a whore.
Well, that wraps it fairly nice.
Meanwhile, Ann Romney opens her mouth to try and explain why her boring, mutil-faced husband is such a lackluster asshole.
Via ABC News:
Ann Romneyâ€™s remarks came during an interview with Baltimore radio station WBAL, during which the host asked her, â€œAnd one of the things, Ann Romney, that folks talk about with your husband, Mitt Romney, and Iâ€™ve seen him in casual conversation-He comes off very smooth and okay.
But sometimes he comes off stiff.
Do you have to fight back some criticism, like â€˜My husband isnâ€™t stiff, OK?â€™â€
Laughing, Ann Romney responded, â€œWell, you know, I guess we better unzip him and let the real Mitt Romney out because he is not!â€
US peoples don’t like to laugh all that much, especially with rich dudes prancing around trying to be just regular guys — comes off as creepy and one should contact a physician if a non-stiffness lasts more than four hours.