Tonight a couple of assholes will rub cheeks together and laugh at the marvelous things life can bring while wolfing down $30,000-a-plate beef on toast — never the twain more ugly to meet.

Mitt Romney will visit The Dick‘s lair in Jackson Hole, Wyo., for yet another high-dollar fundraiser in attempt to purchase at-cost the United States — instead of a prisoner’s dock at The Hague, The Dick will suck up the juices at Teton Pines Country Club, with its sweeping mountain views.

Last fall, Mitt muttered: “And I listened to him speak and said whether you agree or disagree with him, this is a man of wisdom and judgment, and he could have been president of the United States. That’s the kind of person I’d like to have — a person of wisdom and judgment.”

(Illustration found here).

Yesterday, though, Mitt faced a not-so-happy audience when he appeared before the crowd at the annual convention of the NAACP — and they booed the bastard.
Via Newsday:

Although several of his lines were greeted with applause, Romney drew waves of boos when he blasted Obama’s record on jobs and the healthcare overhaul that was backed by the president and recently upheld as constitutional by the U.S. Supreme Court.
“If you want a president who will make things better in the African-American community, you are looking at him,” Romney told the crowd in a reference to the high unemployment among blacks – 14.4 percent, compared with the national average of 8.2 percent.
The comment prompted a smattering of boos.
“Take a look,” he said.
“No!” a woman shouted.
…
“I’m going to eliminate every expensive, non-essential program.
That includes Obamacare,” Romney told the crowd of hundreds in a half-filled ballroom.
Sustained boos of more than 10 seconds broke out, and Romney seemed unsettled by the reaction.
Romney drew more boos when he said Obama had promised to create more jobs, but “he will not, he cannot, and his record of the last four years proves it.”

One guy in the audience nailed the asshole: “Dumb,” said Bill Lucy, a member of the NAACP board.
Rachel Maddow, using a pool report as a source, said Romney responded to the booing with this: Remind them of this: If they want more stuff from government, tell them to go vote for the other guy—more free stuff. But don’t forget, nothing is really free.
Maddow also responded to Mitt’s response: “It seemed like Mitt Romney wanted to get booed at the NAACP this morning. He wanted to wear that around his neck like a badge of courage. It looks like he is not wasting any time in doing so.”

Shit in a poke — Mitt is so-much such a snob he’s now afraid of the word.

If this perp is elected president boo for us all.