Decider George said yesterday he had regrets, most of which were some of his hardcase-cowboy, dumb-ass remarks, nothing serious, though, nothing about torture, Iraq, Katrina.

• “I regret saying some things I shouldn’t have said,” Bush told CNN’s Heidi Collins, when asked to reflect on his regrets over his two terms as president. “Like ‘Dead or Alive’ and ‘Bring ’em on.’ My wife reminded me that, hey, as president of the United States be careful what you say.”

Tee-hee, tee-hee.
Decider George is just one great regret.

What about the massage?
Germany’s Chancellor Angela Merkel was on the receiving end of what should be one of Decider George’s most shameful regrets, giving her a jock-strap grope on the neck two years ago at the G8 conference.

Regret by any word is sorrow, grief, anguish, woe, heartache, heartbreak — all over the past near-eight years.