Blundereous al-Qaeda Blowback
March 20, 2008Al-Jazeera broadcast on Thursday an audiotape on which a voice identified as Osama bin Laden declares “Iraq is the perfect base to set up the jihad to liberate Palestine.” The voice calls on “Muslims in…
Author Archives: Bruce Maulden
Romancing the Gall
March 19, 2008March 19, 2003: Today five years ago. Better yet is yesterday five years ago. Then there was still a chance, a flicker of a remote possibility something could have stopped the horror from happening; a 24-hour…
Bush Butt
February 28, 2008Even in a clenched-teeth lie, Decider George is incapable of talking straight. In a press conference Thursday, amid a gaggle of bullshit about the failing economy, Decider George waded into the current presidential race, offering a…
Comedic War Machine
January 23, 2008The scenario would be hilarious if death wasn’t the outcome. Gen. David Petraeus, Decider George’s head lackey in Iraq, went on NBC Tuesday morning with a tongue-wrapping excuse to continue the horror that’s Iraq. “We…
Frankenstein’s Mirror
January 19, 2008Happy Frankenstein Month! We here at Compatible Creatures adore creative ideas, especially those creative ideas engaging our most-disturbing interest as of late: The Catastrophic Legacy of Decider George. One of the most creative ideas to…
True Lies In The Sand
January 17, 2008Despite the talk about US troops leaving Iraq as soon as the disheveled country can defend itself, the real timeline is blowing in the wind, and it’s a long-range wind. Although Decider George’s so-called “surge”…
Massacre No-News
January 15, 2008As we scanned the online news sources this morning there was nothing at all about this in any of the US mainstream or alternate news operations: Hamas has blamed George Bush’s tour of the Middle…
Iraq Draw-Up
January 12, 2008“It’s just this war and that lying sonofabitch Johnson. I would never hurt you. You know that.” Jenny’s activist ‘boyfriend’ in Forrest Gump Despite creating a living hell for the Iraqi people, Decider George wants…
Laughing-stock Horror
January 11, 2008Shame: synonyms — humiliate, ridicule, insult, demean, disrespect, soul-murder; see Bush, George W. Not only do the US peoples have to put up with Decider George’s arrogant incompetence in everything he touches, now they have…
‘My soul uplifted’ — Sir George in Palestine
January 10, 2008Hubris is an interesting word. We here at Compatible Creatures have a dour longing for words which look weird and are rarely used in general-public discourse. However, hubris have been used a lot the last…