Tag Archives: global warming

Flatulence In The Face Of Disaster

April 15, 2011

From Wikipedia: The noises commonly associated with flatulence are caused by the vibration of the anal sphincter, and occasionally by the closed buttocks. Hence, we now understand the operational capacity of  ‘sphincter-says-What‘-Republicans and other asshole…

‘A Pretty Penny’ — The Party’s About Over

March 15, 2011

Dude, lose the car. From USATodayTravel: University of Iowa sophomore Jimmy Novak didn’t let $3.50-a-gallon gasoline prices keep him from making a spring break pilgrimage to Daytona Beach, Fla., with his fraternity brothers last weekend.…