Skunk Poll
October 13, 2008No wonder Jackboot John McCain can’t get any traction — Decider George has become beyond loathsome. A new ABC News poll today pretty much tells the tale: Given the global economic crisis, a record 90…
Author Archives: Bruce Maulden
Unburden Thyself
October 12, 2008Delusional arrogance might be the reality. Decider George is “short” — an old military term meaning the end of a person’s tour (or time in service) is quickly approaching, as in, “my time here is…
Switchboard Surveillance
October 10, 2008Decider George has his big-ass-Texas-ears in the air. Last February, he blubbered: “There is a constant check to make sure that our civil liberties of our citizens are treated with respect.” He was blubbering about…
Foo You
October 9, 2008Amazing how music plays an intregal part of our lives — all music, too, even movie music. A pisser is how music can be actually played wrong. And be immorally legal. Jackboot John McCain ain’t…
White House Tip To The Unemployed: Get A Job!
October 8, 2008As the country heads for the financial bottom, up pops Decider George’s White House, a cesspool of such collective villainy it staggers the brain, with a suggestion for any US peoples who are currently unemployed:…
Warfare ‘in our neighboring country of Afghanistan’
October 8, 2008Despite Sarah Palin’s gosh-darn, flippant attitude toward war, she does need to work a bit harder on world geography. In a bullshit session last Sunday: Three days after a mostly gaffe-free debate performance, the Alaska…
Dummy McBrain
October 2, 2008As great minds debate the questions of our age this evening, true genius lurks in the shadows, a hunched-over, arm-bowled Jackboot John McCain, betting all his shit on one fairly-suicidal move, a move so quick,…
‘McNasty’ as Chameleon Denier
October 2, 2008Last evening, the US Senate passed Bailout Part Two with some so-called “sweetners” to soothe the savage throats of House Republicans who shot down Bailout One two days ago, and to keep the hole-of-an-ass financial…
Osama’s Legacy
September 30, 2008One of the great outlaw-on-the-dodge stories of all time. Seven years and near-a-month after the 9/11 attacks, the supposedly-master-brain behind the operation, Osama bin Laden, the Saudi prince of terror, is still floating around out…
‘Watching Gidget address the Reichstag’
September 29, 2008Near, so near to conclusion of the extreme-worse of all US presidential administrations, we find ourselves also with a view of the extreme-worse of all presidential candidates — Jackboot John McCain is the most retarded…