Romancing the Gall
March 19, 2008March 19, 2003: Today five years ago. Better yet is yesterday five years ago. Then there was still a chance, a flicker of a remote possibility something could have stopped the horror from happening; a 24-hour…
Category Archives: Orwellian
Bush Butt
February 28, 2008Even in a clenched-teeth lie, Decider George is incapable of talking straight. In a press conference Thursday, amid a gaggle of bullshit about the failing economy, Decider George waded into the current presidential race, offering a…
Cover Up the Curveball
December 26, 2007As in the recent disclosures on Iran’s nuclear weapons program, Decider George has been lying out of his ass for a long time. Probably once he discovered Santa Claus was a lie, he understood the…
Security on ICE
December 1, 2007“I’d really like to have him (Michael Chertoff) spend some time with us telling us why he thinks you’re qualified for the job, because based on the resume I don’t think you are.” — Sen.…
‘The Leader’ Nose
October 2, 2007“President George W. Bush’s paranoid megalomania is so rampant that close friends and supporters worry about the man’s sanity and fear he has lost his tenuous grip on reality.” Â Â Â Â Â Â…
‘Bad Actors’ Armed To The Teeth
August 7, 2007Shit floats! Or does it if ten pounds is ass-pressed into a five-pound bag? Last week, in order to flame the burning fires and keep the killing shit flowing, Secretary of State Condi Rice and…
Dangerous Dictator Dick
June 24, 2007We here at Compatible Creatures have always much-enjoyed the literary technique of alliteration. Maybe too often. However, the device does carry a salient ring; words slip off the tongue, sometimes without passing lips and produce…
Hypocrite Oath 2: Pass It On
June 20, 2007Hard-work at quick greed. Schemes without any authentic reason for existence, other than to apparently put the pinch on unsuspecting people, have been around since times immemorial. We here at Compatible Creatures have always felt…
Hypocrite Oath
June 18, 2007Mankind has a combination fault present in the genes of everyone since the beginning: Either desire to quickly blame someone, or present a false cloak — a tendency toward the wide-mouthed defect of hypocrisy. Bibical…
‘Andy-Man’ Card and ‘Don’t Recall’
May 17, 2007An unraveling continues for Decider George and his henchmen, or cronies, or in some instances, his sidekicks. Just about every day some cursed scandal flops its head, opens up and spews out some really, really…