Dummy McBrain

As great minds debate the questions of our age this evening, true genius lurks in the shadows, a hunched-over, arm-bowled Jackboot John McCain, betting all his shit on one fairly-suicidal move, a move so quick, so fast, even Sara Palin’s momma couldn’t catch the maneuver. From William Goldman‘s so-interestingly touching, The Princess Bride: “You are…

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Osama’s Legacy

One of the great outlaw-on-the-dodge stories of all time. Seven years and near-a-month after the 9/11 attacks, the supposedly-master-brain behind the operation, Osama bin Laden, the Saudi prince of terror, is still floating around out there in the ether, whether he’s kicking up Pakistani daisies or not. Now he’s one of the most-celebrated celebrities of…

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‘Watching Gidget address the Reichstag’

Near, so near to conclusion of the extreme-worse of all US presidential administrations, we find ourselves also with a view of the extreme-worse of all presidential candidates — Jackboot John McCain is the most retarded (not PC, we know), shameless incompetent ever to attempt the White House. (The above pix from bewarethemarketplaceidols). One gut-clenching, hands-over-face experience…

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Interestingly Grim Part Deux: ‘This sucker could go down’

This afternoon, reports surfaced of a little dust-up between US-led forces and Pakistani troops. Although there’s been no US confirmation, supposedly US and Afghan GIs exchanged fire with Pakistani guards near/on/at the border between the two countries. From antiwar.com: NATO has issued a statement today saying that Pakistan troops opened fire on two helicopters near…

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Cheney & Company’s Most-Excellent Caucasus Adventure

In all indications, the skirmish in the Caucasus has developed into a long-running, hard-line situation. The US rigged a plan to pull at scabs, scratch open old sores and have accomplished the feat. Decider George will launch his vice president, Dufus Dick Cheney, to a few countries next week (within minutes of giving the lead-off…

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