Sounds of Dumb

December 30, 2011

The nastiest catfight right now is taking place in the frozen wastelands of Iowa — and it’s all bullshit and way-dumb.
Top-of-the-hat, ‘fer instance — Newt Gingrich thinks Sara Palin rocks and would a most-excellent running mate:

“She is certainly one of the people you would look at,” he responded.
“I am a great admirer of hers and she was a remarkable reform governor of Alaska, she’s somebody who I think brings a great deal to the possibility of helping in government and that would be one of the possibilities.”

(Illustration found here).

Anyone hearing that babble would blow chunks in the direction of the twitchy, no-brainer Rick Santorum, who claimed that poverty comes from being gay — one needs to marry in the “normal” way because then there’s only a small, small chance you’ll end up poor: “If you graduate from high school, you get married before you have children, and of course you work — that’s sort of a given, you have to work — you do those three things, there’s a 2 percent chance you’ll be in poverty.”
Of course, twitch Rick has it back-ass backwards.

Michele Bachmann is a laugh, and she’s so hilarious, her state chairman suddenly defected to support Ron Paul, just hours after appearing at a campaign event with her.
Hahaha from one Iowa voter: When asked if she’d support Bachmann this time around, she said hesitantly, “Yea, I guess. I would support her.”
Love those strong endorsements.

And Mitt Romney went history — from HuffPost: “When the president’s characterization of our economy was, ‘It could be worse,’ it reminded me of Marie Antoinette: ‘Let them eat cake,'” said Romney.
The DNC responded:

“It is actually laughable that the ‘Quarter-Billion-Dollar Man’ would call President Obama out of touch — and use the example of a French monarch to make the point,” DNC spokeswoman Melanie Roussell said in a statement to The Huffington Post on Thursday evening.
“This is the same guy who joked that he was ‘unemployed,’ offered a $10,000 bet as casually as one might buy a cup of coffee, and said ‘corporations are people.’
He’s also the same person who, as a former corporate buyout specialist for Bain Capital, made his fortune firing thousands of workers, cutting benefits, bankrupting American companies and outsourcing jobs overseas.
He’s the one who won’t release his tax returns — most likely because we would all learn that he pays a lower tax rate than middle class wage-earners.

Keep laughing and laughing.
Politics is so full of shit it’s hard to find the toilet.
This is only the GOP and there’s not a one who’s worth any salt of US history and they act as if the world revolves their words.
The US in 2011 is not all that funny.

Dear George Carlin nailed:

Forget the politicians.
They are irrelevant.
The politicians are put there to give you the idea that you have freedom of choice.
You don’t.
You have no choice!
You have OWNERS!
They own everything.
They own all the important land.
They own and control the corporations.
They’ve long since bought, and paid for the Senate, the Congress, the state houses, the city halls, they got the judges in their back pockets and they own all the big media companies, so they control just about all of the news and information you get to hear.
They got you by the balls.

Now try to giggle.

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