Tortured Reading

“They stuff people’s heads down the toilet the first day at Stonewall,” he told Harry. “Want to come upstairs and practice?” “No, thanks,” said Harry. “The poor toilet’s never had anything as horrible as your head down it — it might be sick.” — Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone According to Juan Cole’s most-essential…

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Elevate the Ether

In the last few months, Gail Collins of the New York Times has become one my most-favorite pundits, making clear, concise points with a keen sense of humor. This morning she looks at those insufferable computer upgrade notices that are seemingly always there, and always ready, willing and able to promise a more-wonderful life in the…

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Down the Baseline

Last summer, I had some sort of political epiphany as candidate Barack Obama near-nonchalantly shot/tossed a basketball in front of a crowd of US troops in Afghanistan — Too cool for school. One can watch the event here. From a Washington Post/ABC News poll released yesterday: Among all Americans, 49 percent now express confidence that Obama…

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Clueless Shock

As the economy tanks, the more wealthy of us are also going down the drain, albeit in slower, easier fashion. From the New York Times yesterday: But economists say — and data is beginning to show — that a significant change may in fact be under way. The rich, as a group, are no longer…

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The Late, Great News Game

UPDATE BELOW “I’m glad you’re not overreacting. What do you wanna run?” “I don’t know. What do I wanna run? — They didn’t do it.” “They didn’t do it? You don’t have close to that. You have unattributed cops.” “She doesn’t have ‘Gotcha!’” “You don’t have “Gotcha!” for page one until you have a shot…

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