Endgame
June 16, 2007One of the pop-up phrases floating up through the ether nowadays is “exit strategy,” which means just how are we supposed to get out of this complete and total mess. Custer didn’t have one at…
Author Archives: Bruce Maulden
June Blues
June 14, 2007Just as summer follows spring, fall before winter, the blues of June seem to wreck reciprocity upon the very gray matters that surround us all. June brides eventually compromise their principles and become the dread…
‘Sprinting to the finish line’
June 13, 2007After a fairy-tale hero’s welcome in Albania, Decider George has come home to the reality of an administration not unlike the Titantic rushing headlong to a rendezvous with an iceberg. Unable to muster enough votes…
Jailhouse ‘Scooter’
June 5, 2007“Liar, liar, pants on fire.” This morning, I. Lewis “Scooter” Libby, Dufus Dick Chaney’s former chief of staff, was sentenced in federal court to 30 month in prison for lying his ass off and trying…
Sorry State of Affairs, Huh, Cindy?
May 29, 2007Sad news yesterday when it was reported Cindy Sheehan was taking leave of the antiwar movement. Despite all the popularity she’d achieved in the war against the war, Sheehan claims the non-responsive Democrats in Congress…
Decider George’s Memorial
May 28, 2007As the US marks another Memorial Day, the vicious lies and propaganda spewing forth from Decider George and his crowd of low-life henchmen is enough to make those who died for this country roll over…
The Flatulence of Decider George
May 26, 2007As the earth warms, toxic, noxious gases are released from anuses of certain bottom-dwelling, obtuse, but insolent creatures. Quite a number of these human-like slugs grow up to be president. Decider George has once again…
Anguish of the Medes
May 24, 2007What is private grief? Go off alone and cry? Hide it and tough it out, in private, within your own self? What, for hard-crap’s sake, is public grief? This morning a very private, horrific heartbreak…
Technical ‘Secret Surge’
May 22, 2007The hand is quicker than the eye, and a double-shuffle is twice as fast. An inept laggard, however, can be just as deceiving. Cover tracks by being quiet, overlap schedules attempting to be real clever:…
Jimmy, Jimmy Say It Ain’t So
May 21, 2007After what appeared to be a good, strong tongue lashing of Decider George by former President Jimmy Carter this weekend turned out to be just another wimped lay-down by someone who ought to know better,…