‘The Leader’ Nose
“President George W. Bush’s paranoid megalomania is so rampant that close friends and supporters worry about the man’s sanity and fear he has lost his tenuous grip on reality.” Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â…
Author: Bruce Maulden
Bruce Maulden is a writer and former newspaper journalist. A graduate of the University of Florida, he began a newspaper career in the mid-1970s as a police reporter at The Montgomery Advertiser in Montgomery, Ala.
Ain’t Had No Schoolin’
“I’m not much of a reader,” I said, ashamed. “I never had much schoolin’.” “But you can read, can’t you?” “A mite ma’am.” I pushed back from the table. “I’m gettin’ up early. I better hit the hay.” –Louis L’Amour, ‘Passin’ Through‘ Decider George needs to hit the books — or maybe charge head first…
Blackwater: ‘Ali Baba’ Alibi
Another brick in the wall! Decider George has never, and the operative word here is never, had any sense. Due to his position, though, a bogus, senseless, self-serving and random mindset affects every asshole on the planet. As if the situation on the ground in Iraq couldn’t get worse, on Sept. 16 apparently it did.…
Lying Liars Leading the Blind
intractable adj. 1. not easily controlled or directed; not docile or manageable; stubborn; obstinate: an intractable disposition. 2. (of things) hard to shape or work with: an intractable metal. 3. hard to treat, relieve, or cure 4. an intractable person [dictionary.com] The white-washed Petraeus and Crocker Proxy Picnic is over. The weeks-load of war-spin generated…
‘God’s Shoulder to Cry On’
Who’s foolin’ who? In a book on Decider George’s White House to be released today offers a continued look into the illusionary skull works of a president who really dosn’t give a shit and ponders how much he can make on the speech circuit after he leaves office. A life of boredom and luxury. “I’ll…
Asshole Ari
In a liar, lying beomes truth. One of the most dumb-shit items to come along in this horror is the formation of “Freedom Watch,” a right-wing nutwad of bozos trying to spend $15 million to bolster Decider George’s continued disaster in Iraq. And the mouthpiece for this bunch of shit is Ari Fleischer, Decider George’s…
Muqtada’s Moment
And from the mouth of babes. In a pop-up case for getting’ the shit out of Dodge, one angle opened this week for ending the horrifying escapade in Iraq. The problem, though, is Decider George’s inability to decipher right from wrong. Popular Shiite cleric Muqtada al-Sadr has reportedly told a newspaper from the UK he…
Nobody Don’t Know Dick
Thirteen years ago, Vice President Dufus Dick Cheney, then just a former secretary of defense, draft dodger and general asshole guy, said a military adventure into Iraq would be a very stupid, dumb-shit thing to do. “How many additional dead Americans is Saddam worth? It’s a quagmire if you go that far and try to…
Conscripted Bubba
 “I hate it when they say, ‘He gave his life for his country.’ Nobody gives their life for anything. We steal the lives of these kids. We take it away from them. They don’t die for the honor and glory of their country. We kill them.” Admiral Gene LaRocque Dog-tired days of summer: Five…
‘Bad Actors’ Armed To The Teeth
Shit floats! Or does it if ten pounds is ass-pressed into a five-pound bag? Last week, in order to flame the burning fires and keep the killing shit flowing, Secretary of State Condi Rice and Defense Secretary Bob Gates made trips to the Mid East to chat up Decider George’s plan for a $43 billion…