Muqtada’s Moment
August 23, 2007And from the mouth of babes. In a pop-up case for getting’ the shit out of Dodge, one angle opened this week for ending the horrifying escapade in Iraq. The problem, though, is Decider George’s…
Author Archives: Bruce Maulden
Nobody Don’t Know Dick
August 18, 2007Thirteen years ago, Vice President Dufus Dick Cheney, then just a former secretary of defense, draft dodger and general asshole guy, said a military adventure into Iraq would be a very stupid, dumb-shit thing to…
Conscripted Bubba
August 14, 2007Â “I hate it when they say, ‘He gave his life for his country.’ Nobody gives their life for anything. We steal the lives of these kids. We take it away from them. They don’t…
‘Bad Actors’ Armed To The Teeth
August 7, 2007Shit floats! Or does it if ten pounds is ass-pressed into a five-pound bag? Last week, in order to flame the burning fires and keep the killing shit flowing, Secretary of State Condi Rice and…
Big Al and Dufus Dick
July 31, 2007As the days and months flow by, the news from the US Justice Department is still the same old shit. However, for the first time in US history, the general public can get a look…
A Scrambled Egg of History
July 26, 2007Sweeping eyes and ears across the vast picture of the planet immediately conjures up Marven Gaye’s captivating, double-question lyrics easily and melodically-heard in the brain: “What’s Goin’ On? … What’s Goin’ On?†Quick knowledge comes…
Odom Told ‘Em
July 7, 2007In the continuous outpouring of flak and crap on, about, for and against the insane, horrific Iraq debacle there has been a voice, seemingly crying in the wilderness, a voice that should have been heard…
Feelin’ da ole ‘Scooter’ Itch on da Constitution Cha-Cha-Cha
July 5, 2007Day after July fourth: Malcontent and hot-under-the collar utterances against a putrid situation. On TV’s History Channel yesterday was a well-produced, though kind of cheesy look at events leading up to the US becoming a…
Dangerous Dictator Dick
June 24, 2007We here at Compatible Creatures have always much-enjoyed the literary technique of alliteration. Maybe too often. However, the device does carry a salient ring; words slip off the tongue, sometimes without passing lips and produce…
Old Soldiers Should Sometimes Shut The Hell Up
June 21, 2007When anyone attempts to compare Iraq with any other horror show, except maybe Vietnam, and then draws parallels between them should undergo a brain scan: Intelligence has leaked into the biosphere. Even from veterans who…