Monday Morning Quarterback
May 14, 2007As the last half on May approaches, sometimes we get the feeling that events are not only catching up with us, but somehow they are passing us by in a cloud of smoke. Clarity can…
Author Archives: Bruce Maulden
“Bugs and Bunnies”
May 11, 2007Is global warming for real? Does it threaten our country? A lot of smart people think so, but a lot of dumb-ass people don’t. In one of the most ludricous encounters I’ve heard of in…
Red Storm Rising
May 10, 2007As if Decider George hadn’t done enough carnage for a couple dozen adminstrations, now the policies he and his cohorts have concocted and implemented may finally whip-up some real-nasty dung. Yesterday, Russia’s own Vadimir V.…
Dufus Dick In Dreamland
May 9, 2007Dufus Dick Cheney flew into Baghdad early this morning, wearing a fashion-conscious bullet-proof garment under his sport coat, which at first glimpse, looked a lot like a nice, cordoroy vest. Dufus Dick is in Iraq…
‘FEMA’ Who?
May 8, 2007Sometimes when we hear something on the airwaves that makes us so mad as hell, we want to reach into the vast digital optic wasteland and snatch up Decider George and anyone else in close…
Nature’s Twist
May 7, 2007A landscape portrait like something out of a movie. Trees appearing as bone-people standing wind-swept across the country-flat land. Horror a mile wide at 200 miles-an-hour. Across what once was a 1,500-populated town, Greensburg, Kansas,…
Surge Dirge
May 5, 2007What goes around comes around. When Decider George decided to turn a blind eye, ear, nose and throat to the absolute horror his sorry-assed team had created in Iraq, one of the worst national leaders…
Hillary Rodham ‘Hussein’
May 3, 2007Decider George can’t becide what to do, or say. Four years ago, he publicly mused he didn’t worry too much about Osama Bin Laden’s outfit, the now-mega-famous (or infamous, if you will, depending on what…
Mission ‘tarded
May 2, 2007Monday was the fourth anniversary of the now-even-more-stupid “Mission Accomplished” event that Decider George played out on the deck of an aircraft carrier. The strutting, rooster-Cogburn, Tom Cruise-like Top Gun bullshit that was, duly noted…
Monday down
April 30, 2007I woke up this morning with a catch in my throat. Or maybe it was my cat, Tender Kitty, sitting on my face that made me think of George Bush’s ass. What does George Tenet,…