Skunk Poll

No wonder Jackboot John McCain can’t get any traction — Decider George has become beyond loathsome. A new ABC News poll today pretty much tells the tale: Given the global economic crisis, a record 90 percent of registered voters say the country is seriously off on the wrong track, the most since this question first…

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Unburden Thyself

Delusional arrogance might be the reality. Decider George is “short” — an old military term meaning the end of a person’s tour (or time in service) is quickly approaching, as in, “my time here is short” — and he’s getting ready to lift the burden of office, walk arrogantly away from this car/train/ship-wreck he’s had…

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Switchboard Surveillance

Decider George has his big-ass-Texas-ears in the air. Last February, he blubbered: “There is a constant check to make sure that our civil liberties of our citizens are treated with respect.” He was blubbering about the eavesdropping his military was conducting to hunt down terrorists via telephone conversations. A couple of these eavesdropping boots-on-the-ground, however,…

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Foo You

Amazing how music plays an intregal part of our lives — all music, too, even movie music. A pisser is how music can be actually played wrong. And be immorally legal. Jackboot John McCain ain’t my hero, and the Foo Fighters think so, too. News reports have surfaced the last couple of days the group…

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Warfare ‘in our neighboring country of Afghanistan’

Despite Sarah Palin’s gosh-darn, flippant attitude toward war, she does need to work a bit harder on world geography. In a bullshit session last Sunday: Three days after a mostly gaffe-free debate performance, the Alaska governor fumbled during a speech in which she praised U.S. soldiers for “fighting terrorism and protecting us and our democratic…

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Dummy McBrain

As great minds debate the questions of our age this evening, true genius lurks in the shadows, a hunched-over, arm-bowled Jackboot John McCain, betting all his shit on one fairly-suicidal move, a move so quick, so fast, even Sara Palin’s momma couldn’t catch the maneuver. From William Goldman‘s so-interestingly touching, The Princess Bride: “You are…

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Osama’s Legacy

One of the great outlaw-on-the-dodge stories of all time. Seven years and near-a-month after the 9/11 attacks, the supposedly-master-brain behind the operation, Osama bin Laden, the Saudi prince of terror, is still floating around out there in the ether, whether he’s kicking up Pakistani daisies or not. Now he’s one of the most-celebrated celebrities of…

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‘Watching Gidget address the Reichstag’

Near, so near to conclusion of the extreme-worse of all US presidential administrations, we find ourselves also with a view of the extreme-worse of all presidential candidates — Jackboot John McCain is the most retarded (not PC, we know), shameless incompetent ever to attempt the White House. (The above pix from bewarethemarketplaceidols). One gut-clenching, hands-over-face experience…

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