When Smart-Ass Reporters Ask Dumb-Ass Questions

News people working the White House are way-too-cool for school — Last night, they acted the arrogant clowns displaying delusional as opposed to actual smarts during President Obama’s press conference. (Illustration found here). Obama is a slick guy and the slick comes from within — Josh Marshall at TPM hit the eye-tooth right on the…

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An Audacity of Impertinence: Obama’s Toxic Shame

If not for the way-pissed-off feeling I have, coupled with a sense of nothing-you-can-do despair, maybe this would be sad, or least wouldn’t appear so freakin’ obviously stupid: Mr. Haas walked on, his pink shirt a burst of color on a slate-gray afternoon. The words came haltingly. “You have to understand,” he said, “there are…

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Day One — Night

All day long President Obama played out across the airwaves — I listened to NPR at work, just about every aspect of the inauguration proceedings analyized, and little snippets caught between customers were dreary and boring. An odd, flat day. Read and see the whole shebang here and even see Decider George get booed here,…

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Day One

This morning is historic — an end of nightmares and bad daydreams, an inauguration of optimism, or at the very least, minimizing the impact-reality of those true vapor visions. (Illustration of “Joy of New Beginnings” by Chidi Okoye found here). Watching the news coverage of the run up to Barack Obama’s inauguration ushers up memories…

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Armed Inauguration

In an uncertain age, President-Elect Obama’s inauguration Tuesday is a security nightmare — more than three million people expected to attend, creating an armed camp around the US capitol. (Illustration found here). A big, frightful pause in Obama’s security is the obnoxious, cadaverous head of the obnoxious Homeland Security apparatus, Michael Chertoff, who really could…

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Fare Thee Well — Part 2

Even an after-thought already. Decider George’s farewell fiasco was eclipsed in the news cycle today by the Airbus doing a hard belly-flop in the Hudson River — and furthermore, a “miracle,” as everybody on board got out alive, creating a story-line way-overshadowing a despised president’s parting dribble. (Illustration of Emile Jean Horace Vernet’s ‘Les Adieux…

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